I am truly nature’s child. I love being in the woods surrounded by the smell of trees and dirt and decaying leaves. I could roll around in poison ivy and the toxins won’t harm me. Tony, on the other hand, is a little more difficult. One look at poison ivy and he’s covered asshole to appetite in angry red blisters. I had wanted to shoot some photos in this adorable GI Jane outfit, and needless to say, Tony needed some convincing to even get him out of the car and into the woods. I had two very large knives in my bag to use as props or for coercion, but I am Trixie Swallows so instead I used my feminine charms