Archive for July, 2007
One toy to rule them all
I’ve been dying to get myself a new sex toy. This time I wanted the event to be memorable, so I bought the biggest dildo in the store. I just want to see how much I can get inside me before I completely lose my mind. How many inches do you think I can swallow? Come on, let’s find out together!
I’ll take one for the team
Some women complain when the football season starts because they get less attention. That happens when you’re not creative enough. A little role-playing can keep things hot. That’s why I always have my fan outfit ready for the season. Let’s toss the pigskin around!
Relaxing after a good shower
You wouldn’t believe how much tension I carry with me. Sometimes a long shower just isn’t enough and I need a relaxing stretch out session to take the edge off. But What I really need is a knight in shining armor to massage my body with a nice scented oil. Are you man enough for the task?
Washing my car makes me sweaty…
…and that’s all I ever think of when I need to do it. Of course I have a
car wash right around the corner, but what’s the fun in that?
Sometimes, when the heat is too much to bear, I make good use
of the hose and wet my whole body. It’s exquisite.
But who wants to wear soggy clothes? This gallery is for all of you
who can’t picture me doing hard work.
Hitchhike Whore
So I was hitchiking on the road for hours, waiting for somebody - anybody! - to pick me up. It was really hot and I was really tired of waitng, so I decided to try a different approach. And guess what? Someone picked me up rigth away! Check it out!
