Archive for November, 2007
Classy escort
As a private escort girl, I’m at the top of my game. For a few dollars, you may impress your rich friends and acquaintances at your auction or fund raising event. And if you’re willing to tip me right, I may throw in a few special “services” into the bargain. Call now!
Playing with my toys
Again, I feel like I need to have some alone time and enjoy a little self-pleasuring. Plus, I have some nice toys to play with. Would you like to be my play-date?
Black ops
G.I. Jane reporting for debriefing, sir! Operation “gangbang” succeeded. The target was located, dealt with and disposed of. The entire operation was recorded on this special microfilm. But be warned, sir — this contains brutal scenes for your eyes only.
A bed of roses
It’s not the first time I pay tribute to a classic movie scene. Some women may dream of being on the front of the Titanic, but I dream of being the object of someone’s fantasy, covered by nothing but petals. How’s this for an “American Beauty”?
