Stun Dial
And here I am, at the park, trying to find my North. But the attraction always takes a strange turn and goes down South way. I can feel the Sun bathing all over my body, and the scent of a male lurking around the trees, ready to take me right where I am. Animal instinct at its best.
Joy to the world, Trixie has come!
It is the season for loving, it is the season for sharing. And I may be willing to make some house calls to all the boys that have been specially naughty with no coal in my stockings. Who is up for a spanking?
Gone postal!
When I went to check on my P.O. Box, I realized someone hadn’t handled my special dildo and pheromone samples with the proper care. As a result, I couldn’t restrain myself from masturbating furiously, even with all the security cameras over me. Why didn’t anyone call 911, I wonder?
